and once again i am thinking about OFF

country boys wear the tightest pair of blue jeans you’ve ever seen and unbutton their flannel to the nipple like.. who at this rodeo needs to know you’re a slut. the clown?

My most free market opinion is that all regulations on food trucks and cottage food industries besides standard safety and labor stuff are unjustifiable. Big Restaurant uses the law to wipe out all small businesses that fill in the gaps in their market and they hate that immigrants sharing a truck can easily outcompete them every single time. One Taco Truck Per Corner and I am not kidding

This is me with zoning regulations & food vendors. Every single townhouse in an American city should have a babushka selling out of her front door pierogis that she makes in small batches on Wednesday mornings with three tables of seating surrounded by orthodox lawn gnomes that gets lines around the block, or a retired librarian running a weekend cafe out of his living room that serves everything swimming in cardamom with midcentury art coffee table books at every seat that anyone who collects vinyl in the area knows is the hot first date spot.

Every day you visit a block of residential homes and not a single one is selling donuts you have strayed further from God's light.

I just wanna buy ribs from the old black man in my street that smokes weed and listens to avant garde jazz

This is literally the American Dream

Eating 2$ street tacos on a plastic table in the parking lot of a liquor store is the only thing that makes Los Angeles even vaguely hospitable to human life.

Is anyone else just... exhausted?

miles 'tails' prower! 🦊

kitsunami the fennec!

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